- Last beverage → Water
- Last phone call → Ahem. Suffice it to say it cost me a lot of money per minute. Didn’t get what I wanted too. Whatay ripoff.
- Last text message → Ditto.
- Last song you listened to → Hmm. My sister’s horrible rendition of “Mar Jaawaa”. Not that it’s a great song.
- Last time you cried → Today. Rubbed my pickle stained hand on my eye. Don’t laugh, it hurts okay!
- Dated someone twice → No.
- Been cheated on? → No. Really. Seriously.
- Kissed someone & regretted it? → Jeez. Loads of them. I am quite liberal with love.
- Lost someone special? → Well, not really.
- Been depressed? → Part of my daily routine. If I am awake between 2pm and 4pm, I wonder why I am awake. Which depresses me.
- Been drunk? → Never. What? I have control okay?
- Maroon (still have my uniform sweater)
- A toss between blue and green.
- Made new friends → Yup.
- Fallen out of love → No. Sigh.
- Laughed until you cried → Hehe. Oh yeah.
- Met someone who changed you → They are still trying hard.
- Found out who your true friends were → I always knew.
- Found out someone was talking about you → That reminds me… Oh damn, lost opportunity!
- Kissed anyone on your friend’s list → Did I have to be sober for this? If not, 😀 I told you I am quite liberal with my love.
- How many kids do you want to have → As many as it is required to make FC wnwek (minus manager).
- Do you have any pets → No. No. Not even lolcats.
- Do you want to change your name? → And miss telling people my name means “The quality to discriminate between good and evil, and ironically, I can’t?” and getting those “Stop, you’re killing me with those PJs” looks? Why would I ever want to?
- What did you do for your last birthday? → Gorged on McD’s Chicken McGrills. Yummy in my tummy!
- What time did you wake up today? → Sometime after noon, when the sun began burning my face. Aah, being a bum, I tell you, has its benefits.
- What were you doing at midnight last night? → Coding stuff for a secret project. Shush.
- Name something you CANNOT wait for. → Easter.
- Last time you saw your father→ 2 minutes ago
- What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → Quite a laundry list are there.
- What are you listening to right now → Me tapping on the keyboard, and my stomach growling with hunger. Where are those cookies?
- Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yup, he was my wingmate.
- What’s getting on your nerves right now? → “Where’s my Guinness? Where’s my bloody Guinness?”
- Whats your real name → Billy Beerbelly
- Relationship Status → Depends. Are you a hot girl? Then, I am single.
- Zodiac sign: Aries
- Male or female → Alpha male
- Elementary School → Anand Balwadi, Baroda/St. Paul’s, Delhi
- Middle School → TIHS, Thuppai
- High school → Bhavan’s Delhi
- Hair color → Black
- Long or short → Skinhead
- Height → 6 feet and growing.
- Do you have a crush on someone → What kind of a question is this? Of course!
- What do you like about yourself? → My legs.
- Piercings → Do vaccinations count?
- Tattoos → Many stick-ons.
- Righty or lefty → Both
- First surgery → Wonly umbilical cord incision are there
- First piercing → When a classmate put a drawing pin on my seat. It didn’t hurt so much when it went in, as much as when it was pulled out. Then the whole day, I wished the teacher would make me stand up for talking in class. Scheiss, the one day, the teacher is in a good mood.
- First tattoo → When a “friend” threw ball pen ink on my forehead. Stuck on me for 3 days. Had to put 3 parallel bandaids, and wash my face everyday. It was so cool.
- First best friend → Monu. He would beat me up with unfailing regularity.
- First sport you joined → Bungee jumping. Without a rope. 8 months. 2 feet high wall. Lived to tell the tale.
- First pet → I caught a grasshopper, tied a thread around it and brought it home. Couldn’t believe my mom asked me to throw it away. Was such luverly colours too. Orange and Green!
- First vacation → First one I remember, is at my grandparent’s place. Beautiful farm. Many more animal stories there 🙂
- First concert → Manna Dey and Kavita Krishnamurthy.
- First crush → Pretty girl, two rows right of me in 3rd standard. Still wonder where you are sometimes. Studious girl, sitting beside her, Go to hell. 😛 I got many whipping because of your good marks.
- First alcohol drink → Cough syrup. 😀
- Eating → Fingers. Bit by bit.
- Drinking → It’s closing time in pubs in London on a Sat. night. I know what I should be drinking.
- I’m about to → get yelled for staying up late.
- Listening to → my stomach is still asserting itself.
- Waiting for → What is this? To keep from forgetting? Easter! When I can lay my hands on chicken, mutton, fish, anything that has good meat!
- Want kids? → With my wife, yes. Hehe. Good question. Glad I missed that googly. Whew.
- Want to get married? → To whom?
- Careers in mind? → Rich playboy. I’ll retire then as a avuncular philanthropist, with my playboygiri relegated only to the night.
- Lips or eyes → Both.
- Hugs or kisses → Both. Preferably simultaneously.
- Shorter or taller → Both. Again preferably simultaneously.
- Older or Younger → +/- 2. Come in groups of 2 please.
- Romantic or spontaneous → “spontaneously romantic”. Good Answer. I am leaving it as it is from the previous set of answers.
- Nice stomach or nice arms → Usually females have both. (Thank god, I don’t have to choose.)
- Tattoos or piercings → Don’t mind.
- Sensitive or loud → Both at appropriate times.
- Hook-up or relationship → This is a tough one. Maybe start out as hook-up and end as a relationship? Or vice-versa?
- Trouble maker or hesitant → Definitely, both.
- Kissed a stranger → Yes. Well, not technically.
- Drank hard liquor → Yes.
- Lost glasses/contacts → Never had any to lose them.
- Sex on first date → Not that lucky.
- Broken someone’s heart → Didn’t mean to, babe.
- Had your own heart broken → Yeah. I did.
- Been arrested? → No.
- Turned someone down → Nope.
- Cried when someone died → Never. I am worried about this.
- Liked a friend that is a girl? → Huh? Haven’t we all watched When Harry Met Sally?
- Yourself → Sometimes 🙂
- Miracles → Yup
- Love at first sight → Has happened to some people I know. Not to me though.
- Heaven → Yes. And Hell too. I am not sure how purgatory fits in though.
- Santa Claus → What do you mean believe? He exists. Period.
- Kissing on the first date? → Depends.
- Angels → Yeah.
- Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Not just one.
- Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → No, that would be plain stupid. And expensive. And like the derivatives market. (Picking pennies in front of a steamroller.)
- Do you believe its possible to remain faithful forever? → Of course.
- What’s the one thing you cannot live without? → Meat.
- Who’s the most awesome kid ever? – My kid sister!
HAVE YOU EVER:
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
THIS PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
YOUR FUTURE :
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE SEX OF YOUR CHOOSING?
I choose females. Just so that you don’t confuse my answers, you buggers.
HAVE YOU EVER :
DO YOU BELIEVE IN: